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So what is it with dogs and horse poop and horse hoof clippings?  Dog is down at the barn tossing poop balls and catching them with Neighbor Dog Ben.  Then he runs up the driveway and drops them at my feet to play fetch.  He is disgusting.

He is also responsible for the gash in my chin.  We got new sleds, The Hammerhead, and  was I testing it out on the S-curves of my sisters driveway and Stupiddog was trying to be funny and bite my leg as I careened wilding out of control.  I tried to miss him and ran into an icy snowbank. So I did it again until I could prove that I could make both curves without stopping before I noticed the blood on my coat.

What sympathy do I get?  "Aren't we a little old for this?"  Yeah, okay, Mister.  Who bought two of them for $300 apiece so we could race?  And anyway, it's a sports injury, so it's really cool.